Lol I remember when this dude messaged me on grindr and was like legit looking for someone rich to marry so he didn’t have to work like…lol I thought everyone was just joking but I had no idea there were actually people like that???? Lol like that is probably the most unattractive thing ever


American Horror Story: First Look at Freak Show Cast Art (©) Kathy Bates as the Bearded Lady. Michael Chiklis as the strong man. A two-headed Sarah Paulson. Sword eaters and oh so much more.

American Horror Story: First Look at Freak Show Cast Art (©)

Kathy Bates as the Bearded Lady. Michael Chiklis as the strong man. A two-headed Sarah Paulson. Sword eaters and oh so much more.

tomtribbleston:

oreoofficial:

girls go to the bathroom together because they have to perform hourly rituals to the dark lord satan. this is a fact

i am girl i can confirm this

spaghettiseven:

flies to 3 different countries in 3 mins

unkemptmind:

zvyozdochka:

unkemptmind:

zvyozdochka:

I haven’t had sex in 4 weeks

This comment goes. Lol, no idea what this means. But fuck it, right? No? Ok. More cigs plz. But for real, this girl is awesome, so jealous of her multiple men that she’s with. I’d probably like, quit my job tbh

What

Lol. Win. This girl is the best, I’d blow all of my little cash fund to see her, but. Fuck life

quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

bikinipowerbottom:

tommytv:

thugmissus:

queen

ultimate ice bucket challenge aesthetic. 

For those of you who cant understand: “Hi I’m Donatella Fversace. Excepted the ice bucke shallenge and uh I nominate Perdon Bolfnsdkgl, Fa Rell, en Priss. Em no jus here to fruin my meku please nonate to AF’sL. No fect AHHHVHSDFDSHF”