passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

bratcore:

what is this “gay straight alliance”. Whoever said i wanted to be aligned with the straights. i want to Win

lol my life is so wild idek what’s going on im sleep doe

You are the cutest! Im going to call you "my little sunshine" 😘😍😄
Anonymous

Haha believe it or not someone has nicknamed me this before!

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

fanqueen14:

Me: Happy first day of September!

Mom: No you cannot start decorating for Halloween

Friend: why are you crying?
Me: I'm just so beautiful
dicksplit:

Isn’t that Hillary Duff?

dicksplit:

Isn’t that Hillary Duff?