My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her
So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face
what is this “gay straight alliance”. Whoever said i wanted to be aligned with the straights. i want to Win
Haha believe it or not someone has nicknamed me this before!
Me: Happy first day of September!
Mom: No you cannot start decorating for Halloween
Isn’t that Hillary Duff?